The white shirt brigade is the collective term for a group of typical unintelligent, unremarkable fuckboys, most commonly found leering in your local club, or often being the loudest table in Nando’s while taking pictures of their food. They are often found in groups of 6-12, and their trademark night out attire consists of matching crisp, white, buttoned up casual shirts, usually branded with a small Fred Perry or Ralph Lauren logo in order to convey the facade that they have any sort of notable wealth or success in life, yet their proudest achievement in life is a BTEC in sport science. Regular haircuts are a must for the white shirt brigade, keeping it short and often with tramlines and eyebrow slices to ensure that the douchebag look is perfected before the big lads night out. They are also often seen in and out of the local tanning shops, or browsing the vests in Primark preparing for their lads holiday to Magaluf. White shirt brigades are well known for prowling the club looking for those basic bitches clad to the teeth in over revealing outfits, ankle breaking heels and makeup which looks to be applied with a trowel. Other typical behaviour includes spending two days of their glass collecting wage on a bottle of Grey Goose in the local club, of course ensuring that every fuckboy has had a chance to take a photo with it for their instagram account, along with the pictures of their ‘cheeky Nando’s’ consumed earlier that evening.
by vesta94 September 4, 2016
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By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.
Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.
Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."
Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"
Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."
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Twerking has been a dance in jamaican dance-hall parties for many many years. All of a sudden, Miley Virus twerks on the VMA's and now everybody knows about it. Twerking is old it is only white people new.
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Are you still calling your roommate Jordan's penis the "elusive white owl"?
Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.
Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.
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