shit and kobe

When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.

Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.

by bryant.8 July 19, 2017

naw shit

When something someone says is too obvious or just a way of saying of course.

Person 1: Peter Parker turned into Spider-Man after getting bit by a spider-

Person 2: naw shit

by raheelaa February 20, 2019

Piece of Shit

Me

I'm a piece of shit

by Thehotperson6789124 March 2, 2019

Shit in a pillowcase

It’s when someone (me, I’m doing it now as I type this, yeah) shits in Sandy’s pillowcase.

I shit in a pillowcase. Matter of fact, I’m still currently shitting in Sandy’s pillowcase.

by Plinko59 December 16, 2018

shit flinger

A person who debases themself with constant name calling, especially in the context of a conversation or argument.

A person who calls someone as a racist/homophobic/religious/etc. to score immediate social points in a group.

Sarah is such a shit flinger, every time I try to bring up how the flint water crisis is a government mismanagement issue and try to explain why I think so, she says I'm a racist.

Josh went into a shit flinging episode yesterday, I was talking to him about how I think biologically there is a difference between men and women. He grabbed some friends nearby and got them to start chanting homophobic.

by Kickedkid January 8, 2019

Good Shit

Gerard Way

*listening to MCR or any emo band*
"That's some good shit." *single tear streams down your face*

by daddydooda June 16, 2018

hit and shit

Simultaneously taking a huge dump and ripping a bong to achieve maximum satisfaction while saving time

Todd: Dude hurry up we're gonna be late for the Sublime concert
Barry: Hold on bro I'll kill two birds with one stone and do a hit and shit

by ratbastian June 21, 2018