you are my favorite

Payments talk for you are bloody average but it feels like you need a pep talk today

You are my favorite agent,
All my favorites are working tonight

by el paymento June 23, 2019

[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

by zilchoboy January 17, 2010

I glitten you

A glove and a mitten= a glitten. When someone "glittens" you it means they love you so much they took the previous cute word love and turned it to glove, but then afterwards turned it to glitten

Her- I love you

Him- I glove you

Her- No, actually I glitten you because our love is so efficient

by Allybally011 September 8, 2011

you are now pregnant

You got fucked and now there's a little human in you

The doctor after he finishes in you," You are now pregnant."

by Dr. Train April 8, 2017

turn you over

To Beat someone up/To really hurt someone/To fight Someone

I'm gonna Turn You Over! You're gonna get Turned Over!

by OxfordUnitedFC September 9, 2016

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

you gotta understand

An expression to make a point that the person needs to "get" the meaning of your next statement.

You gotta understand, he asked what kind of pie I like and I said Pi.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019