Jack

Big foot, slender guy with a humongous nob

You know Jack is packing

by 5God November 22, 2021

Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

jack

annoying person who thinks he is the most popular and they also talk way to much

your a jack

by billy tilly December 7, 2021

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Jack

Jack really wants a girlfriends, and will do anything to get one. He’s got brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, and is pretty darn skinny, but might be muscular one day. He gets his heart broken A LOT, and tries many times with the same girl. He’s got a decent amount of friends. If you know a Jack, date him, he’s desperate.

Girl: “Jack asked me out the other day, but I hadn’t really thought about it.”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”

by TheOneLonelyJack November 17, 2019

JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

means the mentioned cheese is good.

i think JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

by HIHIHIHIHHII!!!!FURRYSEXWATCHE July 31, 2023

Jack ball.

The son of Steven Hawkins and wonder boy he is a downy and flexes he’s American money and he has a one inch wonder

Do u see that fatty over there that’s Jack ball.

by Jack ball. March 4, 2019