[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

by zilchoboy January 17, 2010

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman, cry and say thank you to ruin your chances with her forever.

"It was good until he did the wet thank you and we went back to being just cousins."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

cunt you down

what a disgruntled girl will do

if you dont ..., i will cunt you down

by zoenightnurse January 30, 2008

gonna bag you

To make you their girlfriend or boyfriend.

Yeah most def gonna bag you Emmie 😏.

by anonymous February 10, 2021

fuck you and die

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

by Headspace April 1, 2019

Take you to the Farm

The term which is said when one person wants to have sex with another person. It is said to see a Brown Chicken and Two Cows. (Brown Chicken, Cow, Cow).

When I get home I want to take you to the farm.

by ntzr1972 October 4, 2013

Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015