Only Child Syndrome

Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.

Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?

Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.

by The better Anonymous January 17, 2018

song changing syndrome

when someone changes a song repeatedly every 6 secs instead of actually listening to it no matter if the song is good or bad.

this is common with people who ride in your car or happen to gain access of the stereo at a party.

PS. dont let these people near your audio devices!! lol

Alexa has song changing syndrome whenever we ride in my car.

by hardhitr3 August 16, 2009

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.

player #1: your turn.
player #2: dude, I can't even make a word, I have too many vowels.
player #1: swap some tiles, then.
player #2: no, it's ok. I will just make this two letter word and get a crappy point score.
player #1: sounds like you are suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

by scrabble girl April 28, 2010

Roast Beef Syndrome

A brown discoloration on the vaginal lips, often seen on porn stars.

When I went down on Tina, she had some wicked Roast Beef Syndrome that reminded me of an Arby's Big Montana

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

jones beach syndrome

Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.

(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)

It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.

by ohgodnotagain August 10, 2009

spiderman 3 syndrome

spiderman 3 syndrome, this is where people are oblivious to the fact its shit, due to its being a spiderman film

Dude 1:hey have you played COD5 its epic
Dude 2:erm, dude 3, i think dude 1 has abit of spiderman 3 syndrome with COD5

by Stoner422 January 8, 2009

Carpal Tinder Syndrome

Dull pain in wrist and thumb from swiping left so much.

I got the Carpal Tinder Syndrome from all the hags in my area.

by JS4NE1 December 30, 2014