by Guy who works at Denny's December 9, 2019
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Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.
by KingBoogat November 22, 2025
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Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left
by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022
Get the Johns Gravy mug.To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".
At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!
When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
by Truman33 January 22, 2025
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Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023
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also the handkerchief is drippy
also the handkerchief is drippy
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