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john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS
character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋
by penis licker111 August 2, 2022
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John fallout

John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.
Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"

Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
by Danny P May 29, 2024
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John Semple

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...
by 4832 August 30, 2018
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John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.
"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."
by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021
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slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
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John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole
You lie to much, don’t be such a John
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
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