THAT friend

the type of friend who is really nice to you in the beginning when you first meet them, but quickly turn into narcissistic assholes who only think that there opinion comes first.

these people are usually clingily to one person even if they caused severe mental harm to them. they always call you, text you, and its always for no reason at all. to be honest, we have all had these friends but when we try to get rid of them they always come back, then the cycle repeats. nice to asshole, over and over and over again.
guy 1: I heard you made a friend today!
guy 2: yeah, but its THAT friend..
guy 1: oh..
by Only_.Fax July 17, 2021
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Friend of Diddy

An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.
Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?

Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy
by Bscabl December 23, 2024
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Family and Friends

A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.
If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.

Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
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national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life
“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately
by stepsisliv August 04, 2021
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Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.
by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019
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gucci friend

A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick
by Shelbert1235 February 11, 2018
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collateral friend

Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.
Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?
by Aylusia October 23, 2017
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