Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

Russ Timing

Dollar short, and a day late; says it'll be done by 8 but you know that nigga ain't even getting ready til' five the next day

"Is it ready Russ? Yeah, just got a bit left"

That nigga still sipping a chelada talking about mushrooms n shit on the phone with fifty different niggas. Also known as Russ Timing

by MikeyJee Fan 420 March 23, 2024

Tea time

We don’t care if you hospitalized you must prove to us why you don’t wait otherwise, we will manipulate your who life.

Iman doesn’t wait ( tea time) if she fasted!

by TheBlueLeo May 2, 2019

Amacky Time

noun: A lawless time zone where clocks are propaganda, promises are fictional, and showing up is optional. Subject would be terminated instantly from any 9–5, banned from calendars, and listed as a community risk.

Example: “Wayne Weaselheade was scheduled for duty, but Amacky Time struck again.”

by Scamacky December 14, 2025

Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

maybe another time?

if they went to the point where they said this that must've meant you've been begging. they probably said no the first time so just stfu and stop trying!they are not playing "hard to get" they just want you to fuck off. is no so hard for you to understand?

d-head:hey,wanna have a drink?

random:no, thank you!

d-head:why not?

random:i dont want to.

d-head:why?

random:maybe another time?

random:*runs away*

by darlling<3 April 5, 2022

Epic Meal Time

Epic Meal Time (EMT) is a meal, usually late at night, in which the most tasty, savory, sweet and unhealthy foods are consumed.

John: Yo you know what time it is?
Dingus:2 am?
John: No, it’s Epic Meal Time you fucking faggot

by #s r = 2 letters June 6, 2018