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ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.
"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*
by dykerella September 20, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
by pookieposts January 18, 2023
mugGet the your-mom-has-a-dickmug.

ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.
by sagexx November 21, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

Your mom

that redstone is bigger than your mom
by HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH March 7, 2022
mugGet the Your mommug.

your mom

You: What are you doing
Me: YOUR MOM
by A Local Idiot September 21, 2020
mugGet the your mommug.

Ur mom

Ur mom
I fucked ur mom last week
by Married to jaiden October 10, 2021
mugGet the Ur mommug.

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