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John

An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces
Did John shit in the hall again !?
Are there lego pieces?!
Yes !
by Magofucker November 29, 2021
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John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.
by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023
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John

Wow John is on the field.
by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020
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John

I am john
by Buusiness October 9, 2019
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John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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John deacon

John deacon is the grooovvvvyyyy qute shy bassist of queen.He makeso me cream my pants every time he jumps around on stage
Idiot:who is that clown jumping on stage while the singer shows off his chest hair
Me:IT'S JOHN DEACON, YOU PRICK!
by Rrrooollzzx December 18, 2018
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John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.
-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!
by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021
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