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Pussy tracker

Lads this pub is a poor show. Enable pussy tracker and let's get moving.
by hooblemeyer May 19, 2017
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Pussy Points

Extra credit points - Points for those who are too weak to earn points when tests/assignments are given to them the first time.
Person 1: "Yes! I got a 95 on my math test!"
Person 2: "Dude you got a 40 on the actual test, but the teacher gave you 55 pussy points because you went begging to him."
by dickey6969 May 27, 2017
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frisbee pussy

A pussy that is loose and big like a frisbee with puffy pussy lips
Will gave Natasha a frisbee pussy like four years ago.
by Rickyramone33 June 9, 2017
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Pussy Punched

Verb - An action in which one is viciously ramming thier penis into a bitches pussy recklessly and dangerously.
Jill got pussy punched last night by her step dad and her brother.
by Lupus11 June 16, 2017
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Pond Pussy

Pond Pussy;
*noun*

1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.

Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.

In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.

In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.

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The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".

The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".

This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
Aye yo, y'all got any rubbers? I'm bout ta go smash dat fine piece of grade-a American pond pussy over derr
by JayxSoprano June 23, 2017
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Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is like the Tardis on the TV show “Doctor Wholooks tight but it’s bigger on the inside.
That girl got a Tardis pussy once I got through the door it was like I entered the Grand Canyon.
by SaabStory December 10, 2017
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Pussy Taker

A man who freely has sex with 3 or more women individually within 24 hours.
Amy accused her husband of being a pussy taker.
by Pussier May 7, 2018
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