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penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.
Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial
by feme123 November 16, 2017
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Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.
by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017
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penis

are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man
by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021
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penis

penis
penis
by penishaver122 November 15, 2022
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your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.
by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022
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Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
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penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.
Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!
by h2008 June 17, 2018
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