by joe melo himself November 22, 2021

by Euan Mcgay April 6, 2022

A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
by Kaida January 6, 2014

A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024

by f_i_n_n_a__w_o_k_e October 25, 2019

A man who can't count how many chromosomes he has. he hates when people steal coal for them and will hate them for eternity if they do so. He is the largest speed on Earth and likes playing mobile games as much as Miller. He tries to suck his own penis but gets stuck because he isn't flexible enough. Slow ass runner with an IQ equivalent to a rock.
"Joe, what the fuck."
by Eric Benedict February 26, 2020
