Nut

1. An edible thing, quite hard
2.Ejaculation
3.Penis and testicles

"These Nuts taste so good"
"I just nutted to this video on PornHub"
"I really hurt my nuts"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019

Nut Fuck

the caressing and insertion of testicles into the vag. this primarily done with guys who have penis’s too small to actually be used.

hey bro stop nut fuckin my girl!

by NutFucker January 23, 2019

Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.

I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.

by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

Dayo-nuts

A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.

Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

Slavich Creamy Nut

The action of nutting in your slavic mate's coffee while he's not looking, causing a cloud of creamy delicious proteins.

"Hey Alexeï, I creamed your coffee alright this time"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"

by Captain Noot Noot January 25, 2019

Nut

that shit right there makes me bust a fat fucking nut

“hey that’s a good pic”

“haha yeah it made me nut”

by fuckoffitsfreddiemercury January 26, 2019