John

swag king BESTIE :) -riley

John = swag king

by uh swag 🥺 January 14, 2021

On John

On a man named John, Or more specifically John Oliver.

"I really like men with aids."

"On John Bro"

by MothersMilk69 June 19, 2022

John

An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces

Did John shit in the hall again !?
Are there lego pieces?!
Yes !

by Magofucker November 29, 2021

John and Gabby

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.

I think that’s John and Gabby let’s walk the other way.

by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025

John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.

Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021

John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025