National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021

National send a booty pic to a soldier day

Celebrated on May the 14th

may 14th national send a booty pic to a soldier day

by n booty pic for soldiers day May 14, 2021

May 30th/National Booty pic day

Today’s the day where a random girl or a girl you know even your girlfriend has to send you a booty pic no matter how much pics it depends on how much the boy asks for

May 30th/National Booty Pic Day a girl sends a booty pic to a boy they know if this is sent to them to let them know you’re welcome for the information boys

by HinakoNotee May 29, 2021

National send your bf a boobie pic.

"National send your bf boobie pic" means that you have to send your bf a boobie pic.

Bf: You have to send me a boobie pic.

Gf: What, why?

Bf: Because it's "National send your bf a boobie pic."

Gf: Ughh fine.

by Totallynotgustavs June 9, 2021

National send an ex titty pic day

October 2nd. When asked, the ex must send a titty pic.

Hey you should send a titty pic. It's national send an ex titty pic day

by Gearbox56 October 2, 2023

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

August 2nd, go ask your crush out!!

Josh: dude it's August 2nd!
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.

by Fumb Duck August 2, 2022

national send a nude to your boyfriend day

The day to send a nude to your boyfriend. Don't be shy today is the day.

Friend one: hey its national send a nude to your boyfriend day!!

Friend two: oh really then I'm gonna do it right now*sends nude to boyfriend*

by L Japan (anime 🤢) W Aztec war June 29, 2022