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Poway High School 

A high school in San Diego that houses dropouts and crack addicts. Some of the characteristics of students that attend Poway High School may include:

Males:
Crackers
Niggas
Posers
Potheads
Jockstrap Thieves
Dingleberry Eating Contest Competitors

Females:
Cum Sluts
Alcoholics
Snooki Apprentices
1000 Girls, 1 cup
Bitch Fitters
Passing Out In Public due to Heavy Drinking from a failed attempt of a Party behind Wal-Mart and all its nasty inhabitants (customers).

As you can see, Poway High School is the ideal school for anyone.
A Poway High School student offered me drugs, but I refused because I don't fail in life and I know what the hell the difference is between a good football team and a bad one.

rockland district high school 

A school with preps, goths, rednecks, "jocks", wiggers, geeks,the drunks, and some normal people. Wherever you walk, you see girls saying "like, what-ev, Oh em gee, I'm cooler than you..Duh." You see guys dressed like they would on halloween, guys that are white acting and dressing like they are black, people running around the school acting physco...geeks with books in their hands at all times. You may see some "clicks".. and the class of 2009 think they're hot shit. You hear about people having sex in teachers class rooms. AKA RM 29. It's a very interesting school.
When you go to Rockland DIstrict High School, you will see everything below...

Preps-the ones that think they're hot shit, but no one likes. Saying dumb stuff like what-ev.. and the examples above.
Goths-the ones that wear all black and dark make-up.. and possibly some are gay.
Rednecks- "Right wicked guy." The ones that look absolutely horrible and talk very annoying.. fishing and lobstering would be their hobby.
"Jocks"-The ones that think they're really good at sports.. and have sex with like everyone.. they also fit into the "drunks". Most of them really aren't that good at sports.. especically if they're from rockland.
Wiggers-all the ones that think they're black but aren't really.
Geeks-the ones that get class awards like 100 times.
Drunks-the ones that come to school hung over pretty much everyday. That's most of the rockland school by the way.

oakton high school 

oakton highschool is straight up bullshit !! you guys care so much about other people instead of your damn selves ... you take all your time out to critisize libby and dishners, when there are so many more girls in that school that are straight up sluts ! if you guys hate libby so much why dont you get off her fuckin dick and leave her alone she left who cares apparently you all like her to much to let her go !! all you lil girls postin shit about miana -- why dont you say that shit straight to her face !! i wanted to go to oakton real bad until i saw all this bullshit .. its jus not worth it !! why you gotta make these "deffintions" about people and make then annonymous instead of tellin them how you feel 1-on-1 ! cuz none of you girls have the fuckin balls to do it ! .. you got somethin to say -- say it to their faces !! and stop bein lil pussys hiddin and denyin who wrote shit about them
oakton girl: "omg guess what happened with dishners, shannon hooked up with HER BOYFRIEND"
another girl: "yeah we care to much about everyone else instead of the dicks we are suckin"

Cordova High School

The only high school ever to have collected enough awesomeness to have a gravitational pull. Home of the Lancers, the Big Red Music Machine, Mr. Fabulous- who is, by the way, fabulous- and the best high school in the Central Valley of California. Their band is the rival of McQueen. Our friends love us, our enemies hate us (namely McQueen), and everyone else just fears us. Go Big Red!
McQueen Freshman: We're gonna rock at Fairfield!

McQueen Senior: Shut up! we'll probably get pwnd by Cordova... Again.

Cordova Band: Providing all of your snooty McQueen High School pwnage since 2006.

McQueen Band: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Cordova, let's go hide with our sorry ass selves.

Cordova High School Band Member: Dude, did they just wet their uniforms in step?

Other Cordova Band Member: No, they were all off-beat, as usual.

Weehawken High School

public high school (established 1940) located in Weehawken, NJ which is combined with middle school, grades 7-12, more than 80% black/hispanics, mascot-indians, around 500 students, 3 floors. Very little and not in good condition, extracurricular activities and sports included but not all due to finances. Even if school provides some clubs such as cheer leading and Band, they still suck because students are extremely lazy, surprisingly 12 graders as well, do not know how to behave and act mature. A lot of chongas, no hotties. Majority of people, like 99% stick to each other pretending they are friends, but talk behind each others back. Students don't mind their own business and love drama, well probably because it is not a good mannered area or small school. The good thing is view on manhattan in a couple of blocks and...thats about it :) There is almost no cafeteria, so students sit on the floor by their lockers, staircases or some of them go out to eat at El Unico and order the same thing over and over " beans, chicken and rice" and talking shit about their best friends. Graduates scared to move and looking for small universities in NJ and always with their little hawken community, high school "friends". Not all of the teachers can teach, so reading books is one of the ways out to get a good grade.
Weehawken High School lost another game like last week, but were good at other "competitions".

East Wake High School  

A high school in Wendell, North Carolina. Its mostly a black and hispanic school. Very few asians (like 4 in the whole school). It's a very ghetto ass school where you can do just about anything, like SKIPPING! There's like a fight every week. The campus is divided up into 4 main schools. Integrated technology, art, health science, engineering. TIGHT SCHOOL! Has a very small cafeteria.
Eyy yall seen the fight at
East Wake High School !
East Wake High School by LJ0k3r February 2, 2009