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Hendersonville Fucking High School

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!
A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint
by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020
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WaynesField-Goshen High School

A school with 39 or 42 in its 2010 graduating class. Located near Lima... and pretty much nothing else.
My roomate went to Waynesfield-Goshen High School, she likes to set and there were 39 or 42 people in her graduating class.
by hellowhereareyou March 12, 2011
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Lake Stevens High School

located in Lake Stevens Washington, famously known because it is where Chris Pratt the actor went to HIgh School but other than that it is a shithole school that has nothing to show besides the sport teams. it has uncaring staff who only care about their paycheck except the very few who actually care, the food here is just plastic disguised as food.
"hey want to go to Lake stevens high school?" says Robert
"Yeah sure! it'll definitely be a relief from cavelero! I heard they have cool teachers and even had the famous actor of Chris Pratt." Brandon replies
Two years later;
"Man, I fucking hate this place!" both robert and Brandon proclaim. "Lets fucking do homeschool next year or something"
by Debbie Stalder June 5, 2023
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Clark magnet high school

The gayest school in the world. You see a guy sneaking into the bathroom every 5 seconds so they can go vape. They never get caught, because clark students are meant to be “smart” and “innocent”, but really they’re all addicted to nicotine Its a place where theres dress code, but all the hoes crop their polos, and all the guys sag their slacks. The bus is where all the juuls get sold, and where people make out in the back. The gayest, fattest, ugliest, most disgusting principal tortures them with her annoying ass accent.
Clark Magnet High School? No, you’re saying it wrong. Its Clark Magnet HOE school.
by stoppidd October 24, 2019
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West Florence High School

A semi trashy high school with a school building built in the 70s and not updated since. D hall smells like fish and V hall smells like fire. Administrators are power hungry and eager to yell at children so they have a sense of purpose in life, only to go home and wither in their depressed households. A school where you only get 10 minutes to socialize and eat a fucking meal at 11 in the morning to survive the rest of the day.
by LightWond September 6, 2021
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Cardinal Newman High School

Cardinal Newman High School is a school in west palm beach. It teaches the Catholic teachings of Christ but man do they have some crazy teachers like Mrs.Hayden and Mrs.Gibson. Perfect high school for romance tho for anyone into romance. The school got the best sports teams of the county and they really are talented. Some of their classes are really easy as others are not put either way its a ok school. Sometimes they have blind and deaf substitutes.
Cardinal Newman High School has the best sports teams.
by Hot kid September 7, 2021
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east bay high school

Shittiest school with the WORST sports teams and even worst administration
East bay high school was railed 115-0 last friday
by I♡HotMoms September 8, 2021
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