soy fart

Unwanted offspring.

- Dad, do you love me?

- Son, don't act like a soy fart right now! I am your dad, of course I love you!

by old guns November 22, 2025

Brain Fart

A term one uses when they can't remember anything and are just overall feeling awfully stupid today. When you are trying to solve a math problem, but you completely forget what to do.

Girl #1: Uggh this math homework is giving me a headache.
Girl #2: It's not that hard, we just learned this all in class today.

Girl #1: Yeah, but right now I'm having the biggest brain fart.

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Fart

I am the coolest ever

if ur reading this, ur a fart

by BobbbObbbbbObbbb March 7, 2022

Pakistani Fart

1.An irritating or disappointing situation.

2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.

This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with the mailman!

Guy 2: Damn bruh, that's a real Pakistani fart.

by RandyTheRockerRichards October 12, 2022

fart

fart

fart

by kreaigz June 13, 2023

fart._lol

THE SEXIEST MF EVER?!?!

"Look! I just found a really hot tik toker, it's @fart._lol!"

by humanityisextremelygay May 30, 2021

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 7, 2019