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by rurhedueeudhiuerh April 17, 2022
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by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.
I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.
by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010
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Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much
1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.
by MNEman14 November 8, 2010
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Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
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Swiss Cheese

Used to define the smell one detects from a man's hairy ballsack.
Fuck, that's definitely swiss cheese!
by Mars-------------Uktor March 17, 2021
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cheese on her phone ;-;

a common misheard lyric by the popular singer Ayesha Erotica. the original is "she's on her phone", however due to distorted audio edits the phrase has morphed. most usually found on tiktok, accompanied by phrases "erm who gave _ sapphire ;-;" and "local where? ;-;"
tiktok comment: cheese on her phone ;-;
by 8.a.cheezburger January 2, 2024
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