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Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there
Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude
by Dirty Charles March 25, 2011
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the win bin

The win bin is widely regarded by some as the most fantastic place in all existence as it is where all forgotten comments/idealistic scenarios that were once described as being 'win' or used in the context as for the win end up and materialise into perceptual worlds. As such it is believed that if conventional religions such as Christianity, Islam etc. are replaced with new-age religions such as Wozomboism the afterlife will consist of all souls either spending all eternity in the win bin or the wank bank (an endless pit of semen representing all the sins of mankind the worst of which being the increasing amounts of discarded life, casual sex and masturbating, hence the semen).
person 1: omg these nachos are awesome
person 2: dude the only thing that would make this moment more awesome would be if star wars was originally made in 3D and we were watching them right now in an Imax multiplex in space all by ourselves
person 1: DUDE! EXCLUSIVE IMAX MULTIPLEX STAR WARS MOVIE MARATHON IN SPACE FOR THE WIN!
person 2: YEAH! *hi5 occurs*

one star wars trilogy later

person 1: dude you see that Imax in space idea we had earlier?
person 2: yeah?
person 1: don't you think we should write it down or something so we don't forget to do it in case we ever actually get to go into space?
person 2: dude chances are we won't but it won't matter if we do and we've forgotten because then it'll end up in the win bin!
person 1: oh yeah! DUDE I ALMOST CAN'T WAIT TO DIE JUST SO I CAN GO TO THE WIN BIN!
by coit105 May 17, 2010
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Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.
I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there
by The Wave2 March 28, 2011
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BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.
Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.
by GuiGG March 26, 2011
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Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.
Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011
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Bi-Winning

What Charlie Sheen answered during an interview when asked if he was Bi-Polar.
Reporter: are you bi-polar?
Charlie: I'm Bi-Winning
by The Actual Jesus March 29, 2011
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Bi-winning

Bipolar disorder. A psychiatric diagnosis that describes a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, cognition, and mood with or without one or more depressive episodes. But NO, that's not what Charlie Sheen has or is.
He is ''bi-WINNING''
Interviewer: Some are saying that you are bipolar?

Charlie: WOW, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess that .. you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum

Charlie: wow .. and then what? what's the cure, medicin? make me like them? not gonna' happen ... Im bi-winning.
by ll-cool-j March 29, 2011
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