Wee Wee Wine

Alcoholic beverage served through an enormous penis by means of human wine decanting.

Suzy woke up hung over and broke from ordering one too many wee wee wines.

Wee Wee Wine by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Too much wine 

A lie about a limit that does not exist

Stop, you’ve have too much wine.

Too much wine by Psoodonihm May 20, 2021

National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day

On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.

Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?

National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day by miss_teacher October 19, 2021

72 virgins and a river of wine 

"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.

However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.

Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.

72 virgins and a river of wine by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

crack wine 

Mid-priced wine produced by Chilean vintner ; Casillero Del Diablo, (usually referring to the Carmenere, the Merlot or the Pinot Noir) which is so delicious it is considered as addictive as crack cocaine.

I'm bringing dark chocolate and crack wine to the party.

crack wine by AlexaV December 9, 2009

Red Wine Rage

The anger that comes from drinking two, or more glasses of red wine.

I'm totally sorry for last night. Blame it on the Red Wine Rage.

Red Wine Rage by 99.9 Virgin Radio August 25, 2011

box of wine 

BOW- Box o Wine. It's pronounced just like the word, but normally written in all caps.

Come one over, I've got some BOW (box of wine).

box of wine by -A March 15, 2007