Joey wheadon

A beautiful guy who acts like they dont have sex with a pedophile principal with a 32 foot penis when they really do. Joe also enjoys sucking greasy toes and sweaty taints.

I saw “Joey wheadon”s underwear in my pedophile principals truck yesterday!

by Chttawtta69 April 15, 2020

MF-Whak

When a 40 - 60 year old man ejaculates into a Ladle or Spoon and later whacks a Bitch Ass Hoe, or other form of personally annoying person, on the head with this Ladle or Spoon

my homie MF-Whaked me yesterday, i couldn't get it out of my hair for hours.

by TheManOfManyGrams June 15, 2022

cream of wheaten

Diarrhea......

Hunny, the baby is cream of wheaten again !

by Ashley & J.R March 18, 2015

fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

No nut weak 43

No nut weak 43 is a weak were you cant cum just like no nut november but its only a weak

Boys are you ready for no nut weak 43?

by Sander the no nuter November 4, 2019

Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

by Päällikkö March 6, 2022

Frosted Mini Wheat

A cum covered mexican.

I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.

by Taztim September 13, 2022