Cal U

Welcome to Cal U of PA. Our college is located a few minutes off of I-70 and is basically a mile long. Yeah, there may be one gas station, one stop light, and no fast food, but we know our way around a good time and always have a drink in both hands. Worried about finding a place to park? Don't worry! With our broken down $20 million parking garage that is not accessible, you can find a good spot down in the river lot, don't forget to bring some popcorn because you'll be stuck at the train tracks for a solid 15-20 minutes. Just another excuse for us to be late to class. Looking for good eats? Had a stressful week? Don't worry, with our thirsty thursdays you'll be lucky to find yourself at the same damn party every week. Located in the middle of nowhere and looking for a nice place to hike? Well today is your lucky day because the only place to hike here is from Qwik Fil down to good old Todd's. Here at Cal U we get fantastic education and even though we are a small school that people constantly ask why we live in PA if we go to school the whole way in California, you'll always find us gathering in a giant circle with our arms around each other singing the great Wagon Wheel and tossing back a can of Natty Light because let's face it, that's really all we can afford. So cheers to another semester, because no matter if you transfer or graduate, us rat bastards always find our way back to the old town of California, Pennsylvania.

Those cal u bitches are crazy

by Anonymous16247 February 23, 2019

U TUFF

Basically the meaning of your tuff is saying that the individual you’re talking to is very attractive and thing of that nature

‘’Ngl shawty u tuff’’

by Jjthegoatkiller223 August 24, 2022

final no u

counters "no u" and "infinity no u" using the definition of the world "final". Use this to add another comeback chance for yourself.

enemy: haha noob
you: no u
enemy: infinity no u
you: final no u
enemy: haha trash you can't even win me
you: (epic argument)

by roasting god July 4, 2022

no u noob

when you haveno better insults

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died

by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019

vote no on u

A way of voicing your disapproval directly to someone. Can be used to confuse or insult someone.

Vote no on u, jeremy

by Ronald The Donald October 18, 2018

u-gee's

another name for ugg's

where did you get ya u-gee's from?

by dee block March 25, 2010

u out

At the end of a statement that's crazy or intense involving something that happened whether it's really really good or terrible the response it u out. And you say it fast.

Andrew:Damn she said "come over it's just her and her girlfriend no parents are home, and that we gon have a lil fun ;)"
Andrews friend Josh: "damn... u out."

Alex: "I just won free vacation to bahamas for a week....."
Chris: "u out"

by U out July 21, 2017