by Wordamaker42 January 6, 2024
Get the skeleton trumpet gifmug. by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011
Get the Junket Trumpetmug. When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
Get the nose trumpetmug. by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025
Get the Trumpet of Patriotsmug. Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?
Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
by Daveeeed NYC May 10, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology
When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole
by Godly asshole March 9, 2018
Get the Trumpetmug. by Dren88 December 23, 2022
Get the Spunk trumpetmug.