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Tristan

he’s the best boyfriend ever and tbh that’s all i would have to say for you guys to know how amazing but i’ll list. he’s FINE ASH, smart when he wants to be, FUNNY, caring, sweet, and knows how to treat his girlfriend. he’s the best boyfriend ever.
dang i love my boyfriend tristan
by bear5801 November 25, 2018
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A turtle who eats a lot of tacos
Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos
by Snow-no November 26, 2018
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Tristan is a short fag with a red hat that never gets out of the fucking handball square and tells everyone to lick his balls meaning that he is indeed Homosexual.
Tristan is a faggot
by Hi Tristan November 27, 2018
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Tristan is a asshole and you never wanna be friends with him or have him as a boyfriend cause he is a puppy dog and will follow you around everywhere DONT DATE A TRISTAN . He will always pick on your flaws and will make fun of you he is very very very annoying and mean and uglyyyyy affffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl1: Ew is Tristan boyfriend

Girl 2: yeahhh I love him
Girl1: ew gross dump in while you can he’s ugly and mean

Girl2: okay I’ll dump his ugly ass!!
by Zopheyq November 29, 2018
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The best guy you will ever meet. A hilarious man who is slightly sensitive and a pushover.
Person:Tristan is so cool
Person 2:No he is funny but a pushover
by TaktikalGamingYT December 4, 2018
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Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.
Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.
by JS57 December 4, 2018
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hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey
“Wow Tristan is such an ass”
I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite
by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018
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