Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

Ship in height Day

Ship in height day is when u ship people on their height in school

"I ship u with Jonny because your both tall and its ship in height day"

by Jemiunicorn556 November 7, 2020

The best ship names

The best ships names is probably Ram, (Sam + Ronni) Sanders, (Sarah + Anders) Janders, (Jack + Anders) Dayden, (Drew + Hayden) Hellen, (Kellen + Harper) Sarkus (Sam + Markus)

Person 1: “I ain’t never seen a best ship than Ram!”
Person 2: “I know right! Cutest couple!”
Person 1: It’s the best ship names ever!

by Ilovemen<3333333 October 14, 2023

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

Boarding a sinking ship

Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.

"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"

"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"

by Anonymous Model September 21, 2009

ship-wrecked mexican

....or, a Puerto Rican. Nah, bro, he ain't black, he a ship-wrecked Mexican!

'Yo, homey grifted two k off that ship-wrecked Mexican!

by ULtiMaTe oZ April 5, 2006

Mongolian Cruise ship

The Most ferocious motorboat possible by humans. It may leave teeth marks.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian cruise ship, then she got pissed and left.

by YO CT! July 3, 2008