Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.

"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022

wall plant

Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.

The person I work with is wall plant.

by The cruel word smith February 15, 2021

Plant pot

Plant pots are majestic creatures that speak fluent plant pot Which consists of ‘howdy’ ‘ima plant pot’ plant. Pots are also a great hiding spots

Lucy: howdy mr plant pot

Me: howdy
Lucy: how are u today mr plant pot
Me: ima plant pot

by End proppy September 29, 2021

Plants Vs Zombies

drugs before you knew they existed

Ugh I hated these gargantuars in Plants Vs Zombies

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 3, 2023

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019