JOSHING IT

Bobbing on a cock like a fishing bobber. minus the line tied to the ass. Also refers to giving it to or taking it in the ass from a man or from a man named josh. If youre joshing it yo might as well go 69 with your nextdoor neighboor because youll get the same amount of sexual shit diseases. SKUNK ASS
Damnit how come we dont have an xbox?
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.
by michael gohan December 22, 2006
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Josh

Anything in Zelda that causes you to go from full hearts to less than full hearts, such that you lose the ability to shoot your laser sword.

Typically its the root of the cause on screen, and you yell at it. It could be a boomerang or one of those little jellies that come out of the big jellies and wiggle into you unexpectedly or those ass-bastard heads that pop out of the water to shoot flaming balls into your chin while you're trying to find secrets.
Goddamn fucking Josh boomerang!

NO! Josh! Getthefuckawayfrommeeee

Oh FUCKKKKKK you Josh.
by Yezzi August 20, 2010
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Joshing

To disappoint your friends on a regular basis.

This word originated towards the end of 2014 at St Andrews, Bloemfontein when a specific learner named Josh, constantly let down his peers with illogical excuses and reasons.
Jaime: "You're still coming to the BBQ on Friday with Andrico and Dean right?"

Josh on Tuesday: "Sure I'll be there!"

Andrico on Thursday: "See you tomorrow!"

Josh: "No sorry I can't stay over I have to study."

Jaime: "Yeah right."

Josh: "Actually I don't wanna go.

Dean: "You guys see he's joshing us again..."
by TheFuze October 30, 2014
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Josh

To insult or enrage someone then get beaten up by them.

To be Joshed.
To get a Joshing.
Guy 1: "Did you see that guy in the fight that got his ass kicked?

Guy 2: "Yeah, what a Josh."
by DJEvans July 23, 2009
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josh

A "look at me" one trick pony narcissist who's good for a laugh, a game, he's always horny but has forever been too selfish to learn how to please a woman, forget foreplay. They're control freaks who's motives are selfish, self seeking. They're great manipulators even better liars. Most Josh's disappoint. Josh will leave you with horrible memories, regret, and embarrassment. He just wants attention and does crazy shit to try to get and keep yours
Who doesn't know Josh? He has no standards and no skills. He leaves you unsatisfied and VD infested
by surveyed&confermed October 16, 2015
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Josh

The most amazing, talented man in the world. He is loving and devoted to the one he loves and would never do anything to intentionally hurt them, although he has the tendency to be quite annoying at times.

Josh is crazy tall and thin, can eat junk food all day and not gain a single pound, but is still incredibly strong. He is a hard worker and always gives his entire self to a job. He is educated and grounded.

Josh is the kind of man that everyone wishes they had and that you should never let go of once you have him.
"Who is that?"

"That's Josh. Too bad he's taken, I could really use a man like that in my life!"
by Shoopdawhaaa- January 20, 2012
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joshing

a form of needless competition: boasting that you are better than someone else at something with no real reasoning
"i'm good at guitar"
"i'm better"
"stop joshing"
by theaidsfacekey March 09, 2009
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