Doing the Doohan

Doing the Doohan refers to harnessing the inner 'Mick Doohan' world famous motor bike rider while you're slamming the clam from behind take these steps...
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!

(SPEED IS KEY)

Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry

Doing The Doohan is defined as 'Whilst slamming the clam I started doin tha Doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'

by nick old mate August 4, 2023

do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc

Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout

by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011

Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012

doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

by RomanticRubberfistSociety June 4, 2016

Do the Berlioz

Do the Berlioz is the manner of self-defenestration, aka throwing yourself out of a fucking window, with great passion.

Jared: Yo did you see Kevin Do the Berlioz?
Brock: Oh shit where is he now
Jared: 2nd floor balcony writing poetry

by Actually_Sorabji April 6, 2021

Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011