jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots

Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod

by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019

just dave

When someone is Just Dave.

Im just dave.

by Just Justin June 21, 2017

Daved Out

To be "Daved Out" means that you have no authority or say in what you do, who you talk to or how you live your life, because your girl has taken over control. Guys that are "Daved Out" are not allowed to hang out with their friends unless they ask permission from their woman. "Daved Out" also can refer to backing out of something without a real explanation.

Anyone who is "Daved Out" is a total pussy.
Other forms of the word include: "Dave Move," or "Total Dave."

Ever since Aaron has been dating that new girl, he has totally Daved Out." "Nick totally Daved Out and left the bar as soon as his girl called." "Rich pulled a total Dave Move by not answering my question." "Greg is a Total Dave."

by NotaJen10 September 2, 2010

Roadie Dave

Roadie Dave - is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. Their aggression is usually sexual in nature. They tend to yell and scream obscenities.

Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)

Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!

Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )

by Fudgie June 29, 2017

Dave's Mom

The Term "Dave's Mom" is used typically in a joke like Muscle Man's in Regular Show

Chris: You know who else has red hair and snores like a motorcycle
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!

I love Dave's Mom

by MangoDefines May 3, 2022

Dave Hit

When somebody takes a bong hit that is really quick and still gets a ton of smoke. Usually performed by ripping the bong extremely hard but only for a second and a half.

Joe just took a dave hit off that Sour Diesel with that sweet bong.

by Davey from the Navy March 8, 2010

Daved Out

Someone who is "Daved Out" likes to play in Fantasy Sports leagues. Unfortunately, this guy always pays his entrance money late. He waits to see if he has a shot at the winnings, and then he comes up with the loot. In the worst-case situations, when someone behaves like the ORIGINAL Dave, he may not ever offer to pay until he finds out that he has won first place in the league.

Additionally, anyone who is "Daved Out" acts like a total fucking pussy. This makes them a "Total Dave."

Nick is going to the Usher concert like a Total Dave. Aaron totally "Daved Out" and didn't pay Mike for the March Madness Fantasy League.

by NotAJen10 September 30, 2010