holy tits

A phrase most commonly used in a situation that is appaling or unbelievable. Similar to holy shit.

Holy tits! That girl is a guy?!

by c0balt April 09, 2006

Busting a Tit

When you get so angry at another man that your tit just pops and the milk goes fucking everywhere.

Damn, did you see Will Busting a Tit over there?

by TitBuster3000 November 28, 2017

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tit Picnic

The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.

Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!

I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.

by imaniv6 February 11, 2011

Tits to the core

Something super awesome or super terrible. Next level of hardcore. More intense than tits.

Man, did you see that show last night? Yeah it was tits to the core.

Her hair looks like a poodle shit on her head. It's totally tits to the core.

by Jaundice Jen September 08, 2010

Tits marmalade

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

by Mandingo's Rage August 31, 2013

tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 27, 2010