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letting the air out of the tires

(v). To fart subtly, and slowly. Usually it is a fart that is restrained to the point where all you can here is a wisp or a faint hissing noise for a few seconds. This fart is not a ripper, or a fanny flapper. It's a breezy one, that can take on the harshest stench depending on what one ate beforehand.
Honestly, Jack, what are you doing behind that window drape?

Shhh! I'm letting the air out of the tires. Damn onions.
Related Words

Tired as a teddy bear 

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

too tired 

A lame excuse used by some for getting out of spending time with girls.
"I can't play Halo, I'm too tired."
too tired by Big Ass February 8, 2004
The ultimate excuse for being really sad, or down.
"What's wrong?"-Rachel
"Nothing, I'm just tired."
Tired. by The Not-So It Girl November 27, 2012
someone that is barbaric, mean, annoying etc. a general insult.
person 1:i hate you
person2: i hate you too you poo face :(
person 1:tirent.
tirent by TIRENT October 30, 2011

tired headache 

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.
Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".
tired headache by Latina_LC July 21, 2009