Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.

He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)

by Staninja10 November 22, 2011

Decorating the tree

“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 5, 2019

like a dang oyster in there

This idiom refers to an overabundance of sauce or syrup on your food. Also, this includes gravy, butter, dressing, or other such flavorings.

Jerry sure does love A Thousand Island Dressing. He puts so much on his salad it's like a dang oyster in there!

by teotlxixtli April 27, 2011

a nice breeze down there

Your dick is out and you feel air passing by it

Last night I felt a nice breeze down there

by gghahshdh June 5, 2017

I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

by Cphill January 20, 2016

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017