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Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.
Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.
by semass November 29, 2010
mugGet the Jexmas Treemug.

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.
It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

My hair looks nice today”

Smh
by Kontinjent August 31, 2020
mugGet the Trees are green.mug.

good tree

When you have OG weed or good ass weed
Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”
by Brokenheart0116 December 1, 2017
mugGet the good treemug.

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.
When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
mugGet the jew treemug.

go to the tree

a popular way to say die on rwby twt! in the show the tree kills people (allegedly)
person 1 - yang is such a bad sister!
person 2 - go to the tree.
by inmyideaa April 8, 2023
mugGet the go to the treemug.

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!
by spicehboi December 17, 2017
mugGet the tree chopmug.

Broccoli tree

A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon

They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed
The Broccoli tree has been given the Laser cannon
by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020
mugGet the Broccoli treemug.

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