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Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.
I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.
by Charlie777 June 1, 2014
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Boogie witch

Someone who acts so nice in public but so fucking evil and a stealing murderous bitch in private
We all believed in this boogie witch and went to hell for it . Boogie bitch!
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Witch Cat

A Gothic/Masculine Gay Of Any Gender Who Loves Cats
Person 1: They Are Cute
Person 2: Oh, Their A Witch Cat
by Smol_cootie July 24, 2021
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witch

Anyone you want to fuck but can't for some reason.
Damn it I want her, but that witch doesn't like me.
by Zohar November 18, 2018
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Hekaterian Witch

hekaterians are witches that are really dark and strong. more on that all hekaterians are in the same coven and worship hecate. hekaterians are capable of binding and destroying even the master occultists
"My friend Sarah and David are hekaterians"
or
"They're not just any old type of witch, they are hekaterian witches"
by gingerbreadman7777 February 1, 2021
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witch vibe

An unconfirmed, sometimes irrational sure feeling about a situation or theory that has not yet occurred or been tested. Coined by fashion stylist Rachel Zoe.
"I know you don't know the sex of the baby yet, but I'm getting a witch vibe you're having a girl."
by Ann Berk August 4, 2017
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Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
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