A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
by TDH12345 May 9, 2024
Get the I-pad babymug. Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.
by Female omnipotence and worship April 18, 2020
Get the maxi padsmug. The date would have gone better if she didn't pad all night long.
I just got caught up padding and forgot to get off the bus at my stop.
I just got caught up padding and forgot to get off the bus at my stop.
by bits1bytes2 April 3, 2011
Get the padmug. by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
Get the Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?mug. The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.
"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"
by OddT0d May 7, 2024
Get the biff padsmug. by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023
Get the Pee Pee Padsmug. 