Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Nonce

And word to describe an idiot or morron

You nonce

by Oxford143 December 6, 2017

lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 5, 2024

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021