moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"

by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020

moist

nicole

nicole is moist

by shushush October 8, 2020

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

Moist

moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.

damn that shorty moister than an oyster

by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 7, 2021

moist molly

A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead

Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!

by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023

The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston

This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.

by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018