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Retirement Lord

An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.
Retirement Lord is a Penaltian, who loves to miss penalty and retire.
by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,
poo lord da best guy heeeyaw
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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douch lord

the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time
cop, get on the ground, you douch lord
by playboy124 November 3, 2017
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Huss Lord

The Homestucks' savior and soul keeper
The Huss Lord saved my life but he also took it away
by lonelyIllustrator May 15, 2014
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Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
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lord infinitum

Lord Infinitum is a hand picked guard of goddess Muthusala.
"Make way for goddess Muthusala and Lord Infinitum!"
by Lord Infinitum May 25, 2020
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Lord Eg

An all powerful god of EGS UNITED. The strongest (by far) group in BREAKFASTS UNITED
Oh my!! Lord Eg is coming to the meeting today! We better get ready..
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