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Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.
"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"
by crowscalamity October 19, 2025
mugGet the Fork found in kitchenmug.

kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
mugGet the kitchen monkeymug.

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
mugGet the kitchen table circmug.

Malevolent Kitchen

The technique Crunchyroll gave Sukuna to rock "Makora".
Sukuna: Domain Expansion: Malevolent Kitchen
Crunchyroll Subscriber: WHAT?! Let. HIM. COOK!
by Rodorigesu November 17, 2023
mugGet the Malevolent Kitchenmug.

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...
Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.
by billybobripa August 1, 2012
mugGet the Eat a kitchenmug.
What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.
Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?
by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021
mugGet the dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchenmug.

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