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Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl
by Deamkn March 26, 2024
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Joyous Karl

a perverted entity of unknown origin. Extremely dangerous and anomalous. known to be spotted on playgrounds all around montana after 11 pm.The entity has an obama mask which is impossible to take off , blood is colored black with ability to melt stuff when exposed for too long. When noticed you must run as fast as you can.
What is it in the woods over there?
its Joyous Karl dont go near it its too dangerous
by RaisMonster August 3, 2021
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Karl

An incredibly thoughtful, sometimes too thoughtful guy. Often blonde with blue eyes and the build of a god because of the Scandinavian connections They might even often appear gay but are probably very firmly straight. A name that will leave you wishing he didn’t leave you so soon
Friend 1 Did you hear that Karl left Jess last weekend? At least she was lucky enough to have him while she did
Friend 2 haha yeah he’s probably going for some guy now
by supersuperman69wunderyumissme September 18, 2025
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Karl

He is smart and likes men
by Hiiiiiiiiwisgahudbfjdbdh January 30, 2020
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Karl

The most unfunny motherfucker ever.

Bro's dryer than his mother
person 1: Ayo, Karl XVIII just posted in #memes
person 2: I ain’t even looking at that shit
person 1: my laugh will arrive in 3-5 business days
by CoCLover696969 September 2, 2022
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Karl 6

Hey! Why are you such a Karl 6?
by rixochet March 14, 2024
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