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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
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Flushed the mouse

To take a rash action, viewed in hindsight as stupid.
Tony really flushed the mouse when he picked Kentucky to win the NCAA tournament.
by Bootsy and the hammer March 28, 2024
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Angry Flush

Someone who gets very upset when a prior person did not flush the toilet, resulting in them having to flush it while pissed off.
"Who used the toilet and didn't flush again. It pisses me off when I have to flush for you." resulting in the act of an angry flush.

"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.
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flush bundle

It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.
Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets
by Parker face September 22, 2023
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Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it
I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.
by LeafyGreens37 December 14, 2022
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support flush

When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.
I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
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Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.
Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.
by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017
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