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Dirty Dew

A can of Diet Mountain Dew

The act of being diet makes the dew extra dirty.
I need a dirty dew.

Nothing takes the edge off like a dirty dew.

Some thin
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DEW IT FOR YOU

When you been sucking someone for awhile and this humidity all over hits you.

Huey and the LEWIS and the NEWS in SAN FRANCISCO.
Look I am DEWING IT FOR YOU for awhile and you are getting me real WET JOHNSON are you ready to get WET?

Ready to DEW IT FOR YOU , BABY , as just gave that STINK ABSORPTION CUBICLE ready and the next definition will DEW IT FOR YOU.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
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Dew Alt

A type of alt account in a group chat that impersonates another party. Usually created in an attempt to hide one's presence in the chat under the guise of someone who is well-liked by the group.
James: Dude did you get into Nick's Discord server yet?

Demitri: Yeah man all I had to do was make a Dew Alt of Amelia and he just let me in!
by XenoPixel April 4, 2022
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bag dew

the sweat on one's ballsack.
it's so hot out i got a bad case of bag dew.
by mark the shark September 20, 2003
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Booty Dew

When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew
Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew

Friend 2: not the booty dew
by korean phil January 14, 2023
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Mountain Dew

A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.
“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”
by Sonofaduke February 21, 2022
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