The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.
Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status
Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status
Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status
Karen with the tits<--Master Status
Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status
Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status
by rgloc February 24, 2009
A very emotional/annoying/repetative facebook status always complaining about older guys. Often made about five times per day.
by MerrittKid November 07, 2012
by Billy Thatchweaver August 09, 2013
A sexual position involving 1 female and 7 males. The female is using both hands to jerk off 2 of the guys, using her feet together for 1 guy to use, she is using her mouth to suck one cock, her breasts for another guy to use, she is also being penetrated in the anus and vagina. There is an optional 8th guy to stand over the group and jack off on top of them.
Slutty College Girl: "Man I'm so tired after that Statue of Liberty I did last night at the frat house."
by OreoCreamPie January 26, 2014
He chris, why does your g Status say your taking it up the but? did you leave your email account open at the apple store again? haha
by UD10 April 25, 2011
Originating from the Facebook Website, this term is used in the situation that your friend has accidently left his or herself logged into his or her account on your computer, phone, etc. After coming to this realization, you immediately update their status to something degrading, obscene, or just plain wrong.
-"dude!! Sam left his Facebook up on my computer!"
-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"
-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"
-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
by Sweet13ness February 19, 2009
In reference to Ice-T's H.A.M. of a wife.
Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn?
Is your wardrobe 50% spandex?
Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels?
On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see?
Do your man wear gators?
In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match?
Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!"
Do your sons friends want to "hit that"?
Do you still line your lips?
Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"?
Do you wear white jeans year round?
Do you even own flat shoes?
Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections?
Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle?
Do you refer to your man as my nigga?
Is your man on parole?
Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county?
Is his real name Tron or Lysol?
Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana?
Are you considering ass implants?
Do pannies clash with your outfit?
If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn?
Is your wardrobe 50% spandex?
Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels?
On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see?
Do your man wear gators?
In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match?
Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!"
Do your sons friends want to "hit that"?
Do you still line your lips?
Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"?
Do you wear white jeans year round?
Do you even own flat shoes?
Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections?
Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle?
Do you refer to your man as my nigga?
Is your man on parole?
Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county?
Is his real name Tron or Lysol?
Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana?
Are you considering ass implants?
Do pannies clash with your outfit?
If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
Erin: Damn! You see 'ol girl crossing the street.
Dee: Is she wearing clear heels at 8am?
Erin: And the bitch got on white stretch pants pulled up to her ribs...with a belt.
Dee: I straight up see moose knuckle.
Erin: That bitch has definately achieved Coco Status.
Dee: Is she wearing clear heels at 8am?
Erin: And the bitch got on white stretch pants pulled up to her ribs...with a belt.
Dee: I straight up see moose knuckle.
Erin: That bitch has definately achieved Coco Status.
by Dee N Erin July 29, 2008