Ben Smith

This mf has a leng peng teng ass sister, hottest in all the lands

Every Guy ever: WOW LOOK AT HER HOLY SHIT

Ben: What bro thats my sister
Every Guy ever: YEAH SHE HOT THO
Ben Smith: guys no
Every Guy ever: Yea

by ellaisstillleng November 22, 2022

eswen smith

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.

Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can

by Fatty nigga bitch March 1, 2019

tye smith

you use this term to identify a short Asian man. He goes over the top with jokes and you have to get to his level to talk to him. He thinks he's funny but his humour is at the same level as a five-year-old. sorry tye had to do it to ya

friend: hey where's lee ?
Lee: (speaking from nee height) in your mum AHAHAHA
Friend: you're such a tye smith

by blakkidd October 21, 2018

David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

Brooklyn smith

A back-stabber who will betray you i was once friends with him,but he was fake as hell

why was i ever friends with you brooklyn smith -_-

by kjwhereyouat March 11, 2022

Curt Smith

the co-owner of the band “tears for fears”
he’s the sings and plays the bass for the band.
curt is a really good singer and he sang the hit, “everybody wants to rule the world”
in 1990 he left TFF and went solo 😧
he made the albums “soul on board” and “mayfield” after he left TFF

in 1999 roland and curt got back together and made the album “everybody loves a happy ending” which came out in 2004
now he’s working on the new TFF album “tipping point” with roland rn

also curt wore the same yellow shirt like a million times during ‘85

at some point he dyed his hair blonde

i suck at giving info but ty for reading

person: “who’s curt smith?”
tff fan: “he’s the bassist and a vocalist for tears for fears.”
person: “ok thanks”
person: “help i cant tell who’s curt”
tff fan: “curt is the guy with the short hair”
person: “but they both have long hair on the album cover?”
tff fan: “oh ur looking at the stfbc cover, curt is the one on the right with the ponytail.”
person: “thanks dude”
tff fan: “yw”

by clintclover November 25, 2021

styer smith

the type of guy to ask out your sister

yeah bro he pulled a styer smith

by ieghdg May 17, 2023