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Sea-Donkey

A ferocious and terrifying critter that somehow evolved over the span of bajillions of years.
Oh my gosh! A Sea-Donkey! Run for your lives!!!
by The Mayne Event October 9, 2007
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sea monkeys

the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.
If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?
by Sluggo January 13, 2003
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Sea Monster

After you cum in a girls mouth and she goes to swallow you punch her in the stomache making the it shoot out of her nose. voila! a sea monster
i totally gave your mom a sea monster the other day
by 50187 July 28, 2006
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Sea of Japan

The area of ocean which otherwise would simply be a part of Pacific Ocean were it not for Japan's presence. The term "East Sea," recently coined by ignorant Koreans to replace "Sea of Japan," is neither appropriate or accurate, and has obviously nothing whatsoever to do with "Japanese occupation" during WWII, which itself is a total hoax.
Sea of Japan has been there for centuries, and will be there for many more to come.
by Usotsuki Chong Shine September 6, 2003
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Sea Legs

When one has consumed so much alcohol that he/she starts to sway while standing/walking
Did you see Jimbo last night? He had the worst sea legs! He's gonna be so shipwrecked!
by Davercadaver May 18, 2011
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Sea Monkey

1. A companies lame way to make monkey by selling brine shrimp (the things that you can buy to feel your tropical fish @ the pet store for 10p).

They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.

In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.

2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
Child 1: Check out my sea monkeys, they are so cute!
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005
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Sea Horse Sea Shell Party

Just ask Dan Deacon himself, this phrase is absolute genius. A phrase like this only comes from being intoxicated, when using "Sea Horse Sea Shell Party" you must be sitting alone in a dark closet imagining anything that is NOT possible. This phrase comes to mind when thinking about how beautiful sea horses are and how influential they are in our every day life. To attend to this "party" one must be on a high trip of acid, without this effect you will not be able to get into this "party". Please use this phrase frequently in random sentences for it will brighten your over all life.
What is this sea horse sea shell party? why didn't I get invited?
by Flinner Man March 19, 2010
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