Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

pope

god is dead. lmao
popes fine though

pope eheeeeeeeeeheeheeheeeeeeeheeeeeee

by Ziloth/lemons are cool December 1, 2022

Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.

Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

alanchik-v-pope-palchik

💀💀💀💀💀

alan: hello
the whole planet: SHEEAAASH: alanchik-v-pope-palchik

by kryadari May 23, 2021

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011

poping a juicy

Popping a juicy is when you do anything exciting and you pop a juicy

My water fell that's poping a juicy

by Rigopopinjuicy July 10, 2016